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He would like a Disney Princess to perform analingus on him.
Flip it up - he's going to have relations with you against the stove.
He keeps it real, like Tommy Pickles
He can't afford Fancy Feast.
No dining in for him, he's eating out for lunch.
He's looking at her, she's looking at him - wait...yep - she's looking at him.
He's never really been to Texas, but he'll still chop and screw it.
He'll hit it in 69 different ways.
He's got three pythons, to warm you up.
He hopped off the train and then defecated in his pants.
He does his dance like, "whoa-oh, oh."
Special shouts go out to MC Hank Hill who provided the chorus for "Doo Doo Burthday: Critical Burthday Edition," and to bpmurp for sitting in the dorm that one time while recording was taking place.